I met a llama once in Wonderland where the
Kids say “Hi,” but Hispanic ones just say “HOLA.” H-O-L-A, Hola!
I walked up to her and asked for a ride
I asked for her name and then a high-pitched voice told me
Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo – la

Well I’m not the most zoological guy
But when I saw her face, it sent chills down my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why they keep them all here in Wonderland
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well, I saw giraffes and saw chimpanzees
But that llama girl had captured me
They picked me up and sat me on her back
and said “Dear boy how do you like Alpac?”
Well, I’m not the most zoological guy,
but when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my
Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo – la Lo lo lo lo Lo – la
Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo – la Lo lo lo lo Lo – la

I got off her back
I walked for the gate
I was fighting fate
I got down on my knees
Then I spit at her and she spit at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
So are alpacas really llamas too?
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up zoo except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

CHORUS #2:
Well I left home just to see Jack-o
And I’d never thought I’d see an alpac-o
But Lola llama put me in a fog
It’s too bad for her the place went to the dogs

Well I’m not the world’s most emotional man
But when I heard the news I went and ordered a flan
Just for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

*My apologies to The Kinks
Go here for an explanation of the tragic story of Lola the llama.